You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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