I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
