I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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