You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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