Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Randomize
