Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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