So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
