dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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