So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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