it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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