so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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