Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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