On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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