we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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