I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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