Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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