trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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