Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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