haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
this boner is exhausting
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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