Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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