butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
so let's talk penis.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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