i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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