So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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