the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
is wine microwaveable?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
