Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need water and some morals
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