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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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