better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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