Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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