No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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