oh god the rape fog is back!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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