I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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