I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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