i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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