I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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