Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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