i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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