Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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