i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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