I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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