This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
