I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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