p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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