I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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