would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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