i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
