doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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