This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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