After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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