i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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