yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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