Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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