I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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